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[ichimyatsu]

i'm ichimatsu
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[ichimyatsu]

Hah! That's a damn lie, if you're Osomatsu you wouldn't be calling me "nii-chan" even as a kid!

[Karamatsu is pretty lucky Ichimatsu is the slowest of the six of them, because he would very much like to catch this little shit.]

I know I'm scary, it's kind of intentional.

[glitterkid]

_{[ Karamatsu is going for the nearest tree-- one thing he doesn't remember if the fact Ichimatsu has cat powers, so he's probably going for his own grave. For now, he hides behind the tree trunk and pokes his head out to see Ichimatsu heading towards him. His lips curl in a frown before his cheeks puff up. ]}

You're a bad big brother! If I'm not Osomatsu, then who am I!?

[ichimyatsu]

[He slows to a stop a few feet from the tree, his eye twitching in annoyance.]

I'm probably not your big brother!! Only Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu are younger than me, and how the fuck should I know?? We all looked the damn same as babies.

[glitterkid]

Guess you'll never know then-- 'cause I'm not gonna tell you until you act like a better older brother!
_{[ He tugs his bottom lash line down and puts his tongue out again only to taunt Ichimatsu. ]}

Maybe if you give me some money I'll give you a hint~

[ichimyatsu]

[HE HATES THIS CHILD SO MUCH.]

I don't want to act like a better older brother! Especially not by your standards, you little shit! [He ducks forward toward him again, around the tree.]

Fuck off, I haven't got any money anyway. [He does, he just probably doesn't realize it.]

[glitterkid]

_{[ Karamatsu yelps again-- such a scary niisan! And he evades behind the tree again before looking up at Ichimatsu from behind the trunk one last time. If Ichimatsu makes a good lunge for it, he might be able to get him. ]}

—What kind of grown up doesn't have any money? You're just like Iyami!
_{[ THE BIGGEST INSULT........ ]}

[ichimyatsu]

[Oh you've done it now, you little shit. Ichimatsu makes a rather alarming animalistic yowl of a sound and vaults himself behind the tree, aiming to bowl Karamatsu right over.]

Oh?? Should I start finishing my sentences with zansu, then? You don't know a damn thing about me, because for you nothing matters yet!

[glitterkid]

_{[ He doesn't exactly-- he knows a little bit, because his grown up memories are still there-- just extremely fuzzy. He lets out one more shriek when Ichimatsu pounces on him and he barrels backwards, hitting the ground with a harsh thud. ]}

Owwie, owwie..! That hurts..!

_{[ If Ichimatsu is holding him, he'll struggle, looking up at him with an angry expression. He doesn't even really realize what he says next: ]}

'Course I do! You like cats, you like curry ... and..
I know that you have a soft side..!
_{[ Well, that's an unwanted adult memory that Karamatsu has that Ichimatsu probably didn't want to hear. ]}

[ichimyatsu]

[He didn't really expect to get so mad at a kid, but he's hitting on a lot of points Ichimatsu doesn't want to hear right now. So he pins him down and sits with his knees on either side of him, keeping him mostly still but not putting enough weight on him to hurt him.]

Shut up! You don't know anything. Which one are you, anyway?

[glitterkid]

_{[ He admits defeat rather easily.. because a cheeky little smile appears on his face. ]}
I already told you--!
I'm Choromatsu...!

_{[ he's trying to get you confused... ]}

[ichimyatsu]

[He leans down, putting weight on his arm against Karamatsu's shoulder.]

No, you've told me Osomatsu and me, neither of which are true. I doubt you'll even tell me! I'll just have to ask somebody else. Surely somebody's seen you causing shit and has actually gotten your name.

[He rummages into his pocket with his free hand for his phone.]