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i'm ichimatsu
leave a message and i guess i'll return your call if i care
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[please designate in the subject line, date optional! ichimatsu currently lives alone in private housing; floor 9, room 2.]
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Date: 2017-06-13 02:01 pm (UTC)Off the bat, he knows this is Ichimatsu from the color coded memory he has-- and probably would have been okay not bumping into Ichimatsu at all, because now he knows somebody is gonna try to tell him what to do. So, he wrinkles his nose and sticks out his tongue: ]
Take'a picture, it'll last longer!
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Date: 2017-06-14 03:07 am (UTC)I don't need to, we have the same face!!
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Date: 2017-06-14 03:16 am (UTC)No way, yours is a lot older! 'Cause you're old!
[ where is his tact. ]
I guess that makes me a lot younger than you, huh?
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Date: 2017-06-14 03:18 am (UTC)[He is going to step on this child.]
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Date: 2017-06-14 03:20 am (UTC)[ cue the over exaggerated response as he nearly falls over with a gasp! Ichimatsu grew up way before him! ]
That's not old! That's..
...ancient!
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Date: 2017-06-14 03:36 am (UTC)Watch what you fucking say, brat!
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Date: 2017-06-14 03:41 am (UTC)Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, nii-chan! I'm Osomatsu! I'm not used to being younger than you! You're scary!
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Date: 2017-06-14 03:45 am (UTC)[Karamatsu is pretty lucky Ichimatsu is the slowest of the six of them, because he would very much like to catch this little shit.]
I know I'm scary, it's kind of intentional.
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Date: 2017-06-14 03:59 am (UTC)You're a bad big brother! If I'm not Osomatsu, then who am I!?
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Date: 2017-06-14 04:05 am (UTC)I'm probably not your big brother!! Only Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu are younger than me, and how the fuck should I know?? We all looked the damn same as babies.
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Date: 2017-06-14 04:10 am (UTC)[ He tugs his bottom lash line down and puts his tongue out again only to taunt Ichimatsu. ]
Maybe if you give me some money I'll give you a hint~
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Date: 2017-06-14 05:07 am (UTC)I don't want to act like a better older brother! Especially not by your standards, you little shit! [He ducks forward toward him again, around the tree.]
Fuck off, I haven't got any money anyway. [He does, he just probably doesn't realize it.]
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Date: 2017-06-15 01:19 am (UTC)โWhat kind of grown up doesn't have any money? You're just like Iyami!
[ THE BIGGEST INSULT........ ]
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Date: 2017-06-15 01:33 am (UTC)Oh?? Should I start finishing my sentences with zansu, then? You don't know a damn thing about me, because for you nothing matters yet!
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Date: 2017-06-15 01:39 am (UTC)Owwie, owwie..! That hurts..!
[ If Ichimatsu is holding him, he'll struggle, looking up at him with an angry expression. He doesn't even really realize what he says next: ]
'Course I do! You like cats, you like curry ... and..
I know that you have a soft side..!
[ Well, that's an unwanted adult memory that Karamatsu has that Ichimatsu probably didn't want to hear. ]
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Date: 2017-06-15 02:02 am (UTC)Shut up! You don't know anything. Which one are you, anyway?
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Date: 2017-06-15 02:34 am (UTC)I already told you--!
I'm Choromatsu...!
[ he's trying to get you confused... ]
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Date: 2017-06-15 04:31 am (UTC)No, you've told me Osomatsu and me, neither of which are true. I doubt you'll even tell me! I'll just have to ask somebody else. Surely somebody's seen you causing shit and has actually gotten your name.
[He rummages into his pocket with his free hand for his phone.]